Shit Happens Kids

Here we understand that some children have a little twinkle star, while others have an explosion of personality- so anything fly's with us!  

Whenever you feel like a bad parent, just remember that the mom from Home Alone was halfway to Paris before she realized she was missing a kid.

Having children is like living in a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything is broken and there's a lot of weird smells-Shit Happens